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fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:59 pm

theres alot out there so lets hear em

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:00 pm

your mums so fat for her high school photos they had to take an aerial photo lol

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Mentilopoulos on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:19 pm

your mums so fat she ate jenny and craig....


bit old lol Laughing


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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Acobata on Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:24 pm

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who through that rock?


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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:55 am

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:50 pm

im sure u have heard this one ur mums do fat su uses the equator as a belt

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  zapy on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:33 pm

not fat mum jokes but anyway..
your mum is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet
your mum is like a bowling bowl, she gets picked up, fingered then thrown into the gutter

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:36 pm

there hiliarous zapy Very Happy

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  zapy on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:31 pm

your mum is so fat when she walks past your house she blocks out the sun for 3 days

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Guest on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:59 pm

maybe old to some people... yo mummas sot fat she has more rolls than a bakery Laughing

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Post  Acobata on Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:07 pm

LMFAO I GOT THE BEST ONE
your momma so fat end of story


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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  stefanooo on Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:02 pm

Your mums so fat she has to do her ironing on the driveway

Your mums so fat that when she jumped for joy .. she got stuck

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Post  xReaper69x on Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:23 pm

your mums so fat she takes up both sides of the family

your mums so fat that when god said let there be light he had to kick her ass out of the way

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  xReaper69x on Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:38 pm

Ya mums so fat, not even God can lift her spirits

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Re: fat mum jokes

Post  Vendetta292 on Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:42 pm

ya mums so hairy she reminds me of a woogie off star wars brrrrrrrrrrrr!


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