Hometheres alot out there so lets hear em
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Vendetta292
xReaper69x
stefanooo
zapy
Acobata
Mentilopoulos
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fat mum jokes
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your mums so fat for her high school photos they had to take an aerial photo lol
Mentilopoulos- Admin
- Posts : 158
Join date : 2008-09-30
Age : 31
Location : Sydney, NSW
your mums so fat she ate jenny and craig....
bit old lol
bit old lol
Acobata- 1st Prestige
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 29
Location : Victoria
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who through that rock?
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
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im sure u have heard this one ur mums do fat su uses the equator as a belt
zapy- 2nd Prestige
- Posts : 46
Join date : 2008-10-01
not fat mum jokes but anyway..
your mum is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet
your mum is like a bowling bowl, she gets picked up, fingered then thrown into the gutter
your mum is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet
your mum is like a bowling bowl, she gets picked up, fingered then thrown into the gutter
zapy- 2nd Prestige
- Posts : 46
Join date : 2008-10-01
your mum is so fat when she walks past your house she blocks out the sun for 3 days
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maybe old to some people... yo mummas sot fat she has more rolls than a bakery
Acobata- 1st Prestige
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 29
Location : Victoria
LMFAO I GOT THE BEST ONE
your momma so fat end of story
your momma so fat end of story
stefanooo- 1st Prestige
- Posts : 26
Join date : 2008-10-23
Location : Sydney, NSW
Your mums so fat she has to do her ironing on the driveway
Your mums so fat that when she jumped for joy .. she got stuck
Your mums so fat that when she jumped for joy .. she got stuck
xReaper69x- 5th Prestige
- Posts : 110
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 31
Location : Brisvegas, Queensland
your mums so fat she takes up both sides of the family
your mums so fat that when god said let there be light he had to kick her ass out of the way
your mums so fat that when god said let there be light he had to kick her ass out of the way
xReaper69x- 5th Prestige
- Posts : 110
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 31
Location : Brisvegas, Queensland
Ya mums so fat, not even God can lift her spirits
Vendetta292- Admin
- Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-10-12
Age : 32
Location : Tasmania
ya mums so hairy she reminds me of a woogie off star wars brrrrrrrrrrrr!
sUrFeR869- 2nd Prestige
- Posts : 41
Join date : 2008-10-16
Location : Devonport, Tasmania
zapy wrote:not fat mum jokes but anyway..
your mum is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet
your mum is like a bowling bowl, she gets picked up, fingered then thrown into the gutter
definitley the funniest
Luke69err- 6th Prestige
- Posts : 125
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 32
Location : Brisvegas
Yo mum so bald, you can litterally see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Vendetta292- Admin
- Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-10-12
Age : 32
Location : Tasmania
lol, hate ya mum jokes.
wattson86- Gold Cross 55
- Posts : 324
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 40
Location : New Zealand
your momma is so fat that after having sex with her i rolled over 3 times and i was still on the bitch
Vendetta292- Admin
- Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-10-12
Age : 32
Location : Tasmania
lol wattsy
Luke69err- 6th Prestige
- Posts : 125
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 32
Location : Brisvegas
ahahah legend man
adamst2- Deputy Clan Leader
- Posts : 18
Join date : 2008-10-01
Age : 31
Location : Sydney, NSW, Baulkham Hills
your mummas so fat you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Vendetta292- Admin
- Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-10-12
Age : 32
Location : Tasmania
ha ha ewwwww
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