Pick up Lines

Ok guys, its time for PICKKKUPPPLINESSS

this one worked well on dinga.
hey is that a knife in ur pocket or are u happy to see me

wait cancel that one

hey babe did it hurt wen u fell from hevean?


wat ones u got

i need some, for when i go clubbing

You're dad must have been a thief, cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Are you tired baby? Cos you've been running around my head all night girl!

and last and least of all

you're dad must have been a thief, cos your wearing my jacket

or

Wow they're some tight jeans, how long does it take to get into them?

Do you lie on your stomach.
Can I?

lol porky, so straight forward.
ill try it

i gotsa another one. how do u like ur eggs? unfurtilised?


btw guys. best way to over come a 1 nite stand, get a morning after pill, crush it up into an omlette then "hey babey breckfast in bed"

works a charm

shall we fuck now or later

look where that got me 3 and half kids i fucked up dont use that line its the line of the devil rofl

LOL, and regretably, dingas wifes favourite line is "matt honey, is it in yet?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH strangley funnyy.
Dinga. pissed off much